Where is that turkey?
A geek's list of thanks
. . .
1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!
2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!
3. Be thankful someone sent you a cyber
sundae, and you didn't gain a pound!
4. Be thankful your 28 year old cyber-friend
really isn't 72!
5. Be thankful no one sent you a cyber
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery
store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She
asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The
stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."
happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play!